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Friday, October 26th, 2007
10:06 am - JJ, day 2.
Last night Julien barely let us sleep, but we knew that would happen. The good news is that he nursed every two hours for between 30 and 45 minutes. Blair's colostrum is flowing really well and the nurses say that is a good sign that she will have an easier time bfeeding than most. He is so cute when he (everythings) goes for her nipple. He leans his head back, opens his tiny mouth as wide as it can go and then dive bombs the boobie.

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Saturday, October 14th, 2006
12:07 am
dog farts.... mmmmmmmmmmm.......

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2003
8:48 pm - stupid thing.
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dated

13.7%
kissed

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seen topless

25.5%
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19.6%
phone sexed

11.8%
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17.6%
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9.8%
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11.8%
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Friday, May 2nd, 2003
7:53 pm - <3
Del: you have this fucking moral superiority...!
Soozan: BECAUSE IM MORALLY SUPERIOR!
Del: IT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!
Soozan: IT IS SO FUCKING REAL!

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Saturday, April 12th, 2003
12:51 pm
This is taken from the free_palestine LJ community

* Did you know that non-Jewish Israelis cannot buy or lease land in the Zionist entity?

* Did you know that Palestinian license plates in Zionist entity are color coded to distinguish jews from non-jews?

* Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for jews and the remaining 15% is divided among all Palestinians in the territories? For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is given to about 400 settlers, while 15% must be
divided among Hebron's 120,000 Palestinians?

* Did you know the United States awards the israel $5 billion in aid each year?

* Did you know that yearly US aid to israel exceeds the aid the US grants to the whole African continent?

* Did you know that the israel is the only country in the Middle East that has nuclear weapons?

* Did you know that the israel is the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections from its sites?

* Did you know that israel currently occupies territories of two sovereign nations (Lebanon and Syria) in defiance of United Nations Security Council resolutions?

* Did you know that israel has for decades routinely sent assassins into other countries to kill its political enemies?

* Did you know that high-ranking military officers in the israeli Defense Forces have admitted publicly that unarmed prisoners of war were executed by the IDF?

* Did you know that israel refuses to prosecute its soldiers who have acknowledged executing prisoners of war?

* Did you know that israel routinely confiscates bank accounts, businesses, and land and refuses to pay compensation to those who suffer the confiscation?

* Did you know that israel blew up an American diplomatic facility in Egypt and attacked a U.S. ship in international waters, killing 33 and wounding 177 American sailors?

* Did you know that the second most powerful lobby in the United States, according to a recent Fortune magazine survey of Washington insiders, is the jewish AIPAC?

* Did you know that israel stands in defiance of 69 United Nations Security Council Resolutions?

* Did you know that today's israel sits on the former sites of more than 400 now-vanished Palestinian villages, and that the israeli's re- named almost every physical site in the country to cover up the traces?

* Did you know that it was not until 1988 that israelis were barred from running "jews Only" job ads?

* Did you know that four prime ministers of israel (Begin, Shamir, Rabin, and Sharon) have taken part in either bomb attacks on civilians, massacres of civilians, or forced expulsions of civilians from their villages?

* Did you know that the israeli Foreign Ministry pays two American public relations firms to promote israel to Americans?

* Did you know that Sharon's coalition government includes a party -- Molodet -- which advocates expelling all Palestinians from the occupied territories?

* Did you know that israel's settlement-building increased in the eight years since Oslo?

* Did you know that settlement building under Barak doubled compared to settlement building under Netanyahu?

* Did you know that israel once dedicated a postage stamp to a man who attacked a civilian bus and killed several people?

* Did you know that recently-declassified documents indicate that David Ben-Gurion in at least some instances approved of the expulsion of Palestinians in 1948?

* Did you know that despite a ban on torture by israel's High Court of Justice, torture has continued by Shin Bet interrogators on Palestinian prisoners?

* Did you know that Palestinian refugees make up the largest portion of the refugee population in the world?

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Thursday, March 20th, 2003
4:13 pm
JesusCooks: i think we need some war related pick up lines
Kiki La Grange: yes
Kiki La Grange: is that duct tape in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
JesusCooks: wanna go get some freedom fries and fuck? What you dont like freedom fries?
Kiki La Grange: how but the fucking instead!
Kiki La Grange: freedom kiss me like you mean it
JesusCooks: do you like freedom toast? i wanted to know what to make you for breakfast in the morning.
JesusCooks: You must be from bahgdad, cause baby, you re the bomb
Kiki La Grange: that is the best!
JesusCooks: there must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant take them off you. or maybe its the tear gas....
Kiki La Grange: you have such blue eyes
Kiki La Grange: one blew here
Kiki La Grange: and one blew there
JesusCooks: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JesusCooks: that one rules

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Sunday, November 24th, 2002
7:51 am - they're laboratory mice
Yesterday Heather and I went thrifting for sweaters, but ended up with a sofa and a shit load of free ties. The sofa is rad and way more comfy than the miami vice reject we had here previously. plus, this one is orange tweed.

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Tuesday, September 24th, 2002
7:02 pm - Welcome to the nancy tribe
the season premire of buffy is in less than an hour and I cant fucking wait. im really sad to have to watch it without the TX crue though. If you guys are having a tuesday night buffy party somewhere, drink a tecate and talk some shit for me ok? I miss you guys.

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Thursday, September 19th, 2002
3:20 pm
In an attempt to gain employment immediately upon arriving in Massachusetts, I've been responding to monster.com ads and emailing potential employers all week. Earlier today while corresponding with a recruiter for franklin-pierce, I realized that when I send out an email from my hotmail account it reads "muh fuhn cooney" in the from field. I think that probably doesnt impress the average personnel assistant.

current mood: embarrassed

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3:12 am - serious question
I was outside talking on the phone in my little privacy park and I saw a big nyc cockroach dragging the butt of a marlboro light. Do roaches eat tobacco or build little log cabins out of cigarette butts or what?

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Thursday, September 12th, 2002
11:51 pm - woohhh im making 10 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter and I will take your kid to see a violent and sexual movie about psycho teenage stalkers before shes finished with her homework or violin practice and I'll feed her nachos and candy and popcorn before shes eaten dinner and allow her to drink 32 ounces of coke just a few hours before bed time and we will keep it all a secret. I will forget to write down your messages and I will let her go alone for icies with boys who piss their pants while playing the game of life and I will eat all of your grapes and I will steal your sports section and make fun of you.

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Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
10:28 pm - my life
computer tv computer tv food bathroom tv bathroom computer bathroom tv computer tv bathroom bed.

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Saturday, July 27th, 2002
6:09 pm - In NYC
one medium avacado costs $2.99 & one 6 pack of tecate costs $7.99.

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Monday, June 24th, 2002
3:07 pm
I really, really like girls.

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Friday, March 29th, 2002
4:33 am - my life is...
i dunno what.

here i am chomping the camera:

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